Let’s talk about some myths that have been peddled for far too long—myths about the West, their values, and their so-called superiority. Spoiler alert: they’re all nonsense. Yet, some people still cling to these fairy tales like they’re gospel. It’s time to set the record straight, with a healthy dose of sarcasm, because honestly, the truth is too ridiculous not to laugh at.
Myth #1: The West Loves “Contractual Spirit”
Ah, the classic tale of Western honor and contractual integrity. Remember when certain folks claimed the West targeted us because we lacked this magical “contractual spirit”? Turns out, the West’s version of “contractual spirit” is more like: “If we’re winning, it’s free trade; if we’re losing, it’s national security.”
The U.S., for instance, can’t handle losing in trade, so they’ve thrown a tantrum and crippled the WTO by blocking judge appointments. Real mature. And let’s not forget Trump’s bold fantasies about annexing Canada, Greenland, and the Panama Canal. But hey, at least they’re consistent—consistent in their hypocrisy.
Myth #2: Freedom of Speech is Sacred
Oh, the irony. The West loves to preach about freedom of speech—until it’s inconvenient for them. Say something pro-Palestine, like “From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free,” and boom—your account is gone. A British kid gets detained for posting anti-immigration views online, and netizens advocating for immigration restrictions get sentenced.
But the pièce de résistance? Trump, the President of the United States, getting banned from every major platform. And let’s not overlook Facebook’s little stunt of suppressing stories about Biden’s son. Freedom of speech? More like freedom to agree with us.
Myth #3: Switzerland and Sweden are Neutral Angels
Switzerland and Sweden have long been the poster children for neutrality. Cue the dramatic music—because that’s all over now. Sweden has officially ditched its neutral status to join NATO, and Switzerland? Oh, they’ve been busy freezing and confiscating Russian assets like they’re running a Black Friday sale.
But wait, when they realized their reputation as a safe haven was crumbling, they suddenly remembered they’re neutral and backtracked to only freezing assets. Classic. And let’s not forget Switzerland’s dark history of hoarding Jewish wealth during World War II. Neutral? More like neutered under U.S. pressure.
Myth #4: Japan’s “Craftsmanship Spirit” is Flawless
Ah, Japan—the land of impeccable craftsmanship and honesty. Except, you know, when they’re not. From Toyota to Honda, Mazda to Suzuki, major Japanese automakers have been caught red-handed falsifying data and cutting corners. And it’s not just cars—Kobe Steel, Mitsubishi Electric, and even pharmaceutical companies like Kobayashi have been embroiled in scandals.
So much for that mythical “craftsmanship spirit.” Turns out, it’s less about perfection and more about perfection in covering up imperfections.
Myth #5: Israel is the Epitome of Civilization
Let’s talk about Israel, the so-called beacon of civilization. If you’ve ever read the Old Testament, you’ll find it’s basically a manual on deceit and scams. And their modern-day actions? Not much better. Palestinian prisoners are subjected to horrific abuse, while Palestinian captors treat hostages with dignity—like the female soldier of Chinese descent who was captured and only had to do light chores like washing dishes.
Meanwhile, Israel’s scorched-earth policy in Gaza has left countless Palestinian women and children dead. The International Court ruled Israel’s occupation of Palestinian territories illegal, but did the West care? Nope. Crickets.
Stop Drinking the Kool-Aid
The truth is, these myths have been debunked time and time again, yet some people still insist on glorifying the West, Japan, and Israel. It’s like watching someone stan a celebrity who’s been canceled a dozen times—embarrassing and downright delusional.
So, let’s stop pretending the West is some paragon of virtue. They’re not. And if you’re still spreading these myths, well, you’re not just wrong—you’re a joke.